So the other day Jamo went into the kitchen and found this gory scene before him...
It appeared that our pineapple no longer wanted to live. You can see the spot in which he was originally. He left a puddle of juice on the cart (top right corner of photo) which could only mean he first tried to cut himself. After finding he was bleeding out (juicing out?) enough for the kill, he decided to do something drastic. That is when he plummeted 3 feet to the ground, killing him almost instantly and splaying his guts all our the floor. And here is a close up of the aftermath of this tragedy...
So to you dearest pineapple, who we were about to thoroughly enjoy eating, thanks for the memories and pineapple carnage you left us to clean up.
It appeared that our pineapple no longer wanted to live. You can see the spot in which he was originally. He left a puddle of juice on the cart (top right corner of photo) which could only mean he first tried to cut himself. After finding he was bleeding out (juicing out?) enough for the kill, he decided to do something drastic. That is when he plummeted 3 feet to the ground, killing him almost instantly and splaying his guts all our the floor. And here is a close up of the aftermath of this tragedy...
So to you dearest pineapple, who we were about to thoroughly enjoy eating, thanks for the memories and pineapple carnage you left us to clean up.
2 comments:
poor, poor pineapple... maybe if y'all had just shown it some love...
Fruits always feel misunderstood...
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